Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Tap Dancing World: You don't know how far you've come (or gone) till you get there

Yes, that's an odd title. Yesterday, I was visiting my mother at the Nursing Home. One of the CNA's said it was Laxative Day. Joy! She said she loves working that day!

Running for cover, I was waiting for my mother in the lounge where a program was airing that had clips from old musicals with Fred Astaire, Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra. Having just done a writing assignment the day before about Frank Sinatra's songs, I watched a little closer. (Top 10 Best Frank Sinatra Songs.)

I found myself mesmerized by the whole thing. They were tap-dancing with top hats and canes, singing the bounciest of numbers, etc... (I have to say my favorite musical piece was Frank Sinatra singing "Ole Man River."  If you haven't heard it, Google it.)

Anyway, while I was standing there like a zombie hypnotized by the tap-tap-tapping of the old soft shoes, I suddenly snapped out of it with a jolt.  Was that another universe?

Wow, there was a time when the scenes they were showing were not anything strange or alien to me. How things have changed!

I had sat mesmerized before the television set the night before as protesters destroyed a city, wondering what this meant for the future of our country, as the flames spread. From now on forward, is this how our nation will function? So many questions have been tap-dancing through my head after seeing these scenes in Ferguson and around the country.

These starry-eyed tap dancers singing about "love" and "marriage" really didn't live in an easier time. There was a major world war going on, and news stories met them each morning of friends and family being killed on foreign soil. They lived on beans because meat was rationed. I know these things because my mother often shared her memories of living through it. My father rarely shared much of his memories of his time in the trenches, but there was enough to get a feel for what it did to him.

Yet, this was the tap dancing generation. Maybe it is people who have changed, not situations.
"The Greatest Generation" probably was.


Sunday, November 23, 2014

Barbie and Ken's nighttime adventures: Same crazy people in a different town

Yes, I went out in public like this!

It's a long story, really. (But, of course, you knew that!) I will try to cut it short. It's late and I need to go to bed for a long day of my church job, visiting the nursing home and cooking for the Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow night at church. It's 1:40 a.m. now!

Well, it started with a tree. When my daughter was in college, she hit a tree with the car I am driving. It was amazing she did not get hurt. It was a rainy day, and the road to her college was quite curvy and slick. The officer told her he would sometimes work 6 accidents on that street when it rained. 

Anyway, my husband and son repaired the right side of the car which was terribly damaged. Several years later, something tiny that they didn't replace came loose and started making a HORRIBLE roaring. It appeared to be the engine...but it was in the right side. It has been going on for months and months. It was much worse noise on the passenger side, so when we went on our 45 minute drive (one way) to church, I wore my husband's hearing protection he bought for power tools. 

I don't think it's supposed to do that!

My husband and son were looking at the car one night, and I looked out the bedroom window down in the driveway. Oh, my! The hood was open, and my son was pressing the gas pedal. The whole motor block was going up and down! Apparently, the motor mounts were bad.

At this point I was afraid to drive it. If I had to go to the store, I took the Explorer, which has a broken thingie in the wheel bearing or something. (People have accused me of hitting the bumps in the previous driveway too hard.) You can only go 22 miles an hour in it...It's like having a flat almost...this will be a more expensive repair. It was ok to get to the  Market down the street if you didn't go at a busy time. I accidentally came out of there at 5 p.m. one night. I had traffic backed up all the way into town!

So....

My poor husband has replaced motor mounts, some other mount, and another thingie...he has spent countless hours under the car. Nothing changed each time. So, after much research, he determined another whatchamacallit needed replaced. He went to the junkyard. I waited in the car. I was fascinated by the little painted building in the parking lot. 

It appeared they have just slapped a little paint from the bottom of almost-empty cans on this little building.  Oddly, I liked the concept. Anyway, he came out with this hub assembly thingie he says it needs. That was a few weeks ago.

Fast forward.

 The part was missing a part. So, he went back after work on the way home. He loved recounting his adventures that night. The guy said, "Come on with me." He said he climbed in a car that had a cracked windshield. The outside was covered in mud, and the inside was covered with oil. My sweet husband is one of those khaki men. He always wears light-colored khakis. 

He said he was trying to hold the door closed, and the car took off. He said they went sailing over the hills out thru the junkyard. He said it was like a roller coaster ride. He wasn't sure the door would stay shut. The thrill ride came to an abrupt stop, and the guy said, "Here we are at the Dodge Neon section." 

That might have been a glorified description of the place he found himself. The guy said my husband had received a PT Cruiser part when what he needed was a Neon.  So, he was going to get the Neon part off when he realized he didn't have a hammer. He called for another junkyard man who soon came bouncing over the hills in another junkyard car. He had a hammer.

So, he got back in and braced himself for the ride back. He came home quite amused and quite flattered that they said they could trust him to bring the other part back. They didn't charge him.
Our son remarked that they looked at the pickup and determined they would see him again soon...and often.

A slight hiatus

Then he was sick for a week; he was very miserably sick. His company has no sick days, and you are actually penalized for missing. So, he went to work, came home, and crashed. Today, he decided to get back to the car. He was under it for 10 hours, lying on the garage floor. At one point, he said it didn't look like he could put it on. I came inside and prayed.

After a while, he let me know things looked much better. He took a break for chicken and dumplings I made for him. Several more hours after dinner, he got it fixed and took a spin around the neighborhood. He couldn't wait to see if the loud roaring that had been so much of a source of discontent and hearing loss had been taken care of. He arrived back and wanted me to go for a ride. I asked where we were going! It was already 10:30 p.m. 

We just took off,... I should say, we took off in silence!  Pure, perfect silence interrupted only by the purr of the 4 cylinder engine. He had fixed it!  My smart, talented, dedicated, determined husband (who was sick to death of hearing me whine and nag for 3 hours on Sunday) had managed to fix it!

 Did I tell you we were invited to Alaska?

This is part of the story, sort of. I do a lot of writing about Alaska reality shows, and I was contacted by a website/agency that had an author they thought I might want to interview. After a few exchanges, they mentioned my husband and I coming for a 3 week stay next summer in exchange for my writing about my "adventures." 

Well, it probably won't happen for a variety of reasons, one of which being that I won't fly. We would have to drive, and I am not sure the car would make it! 

Also, more importantly, I don't have any socks. I don't wear socks.When we were helping my daughter and her husband move, it was a terrible snow. I was in shoes with no socks. My feet were freezing and I borrowed a purple pair of socks. I do have them. 

Our new house is a bit colder than we are used to, and I wear slippers most of the time. Anyway, last night I bought a pair of socks with grippers to go up and down our steps. I have since decided they make me miserable, and I have taken them off. (All the reasons I have never worn socks, but they also hurt my toe and foot.) Did you notice I think in pink? 





I had these socks on when my husband asked me to go for a ride, so I grabbed my trusty pink crocs and a little sweat jacket and left. 
I still cannot believe I went out in public like this!


He was sure that Kroger in our new town would be open until midnight. We were famous for prowling around our 24-hour Kroger in our other town all hours of the night. We have missed that since we moved. We are also a bit more careful about being out at night in this bigger city. Anyway, we quietly tooled over to the Kroger. Ken kept saying that he just couldn't believe how quiet it was. (I am really not thinking it was the car being quiet he was talking about. I always did a whole lot of NAGGING about the car...even to the point of tears at times. It was so loud that it hurt!)

Kroger was open 

We went in the front door, and my hubby asked the lady what time they closed. When she said they were open 24 hours, we started celebrating! She looked a little amused, but she wasn't too friendly. I don't guess she gets it that the nighttime cashier at our other Kroger knew us by name and asked about family members, etc... We sometimes had long political discussions in the middle of the night. This lady didn't seem to get it.

Of course, I stopped to snap the above photo in the lobby where the buggies are, and she was watching me. She probably thought we were certifiable!


Anyway, we were thrilled to know we can go do our middle of the night Krogering like we used to. We laughed thinking about how happy we were to find out this news; most people probably wouldn't really find this that exciting. And, sometimes, it is nice to be where "NOBODY knows your name!"





Friday, October 31, 2014

A celebration of Fall today




My little scarecrow couple are still standing. 
Hello! Today was Halloween, and I love celebrating Fall. I am not a big fan of the gore and guts part of Halloween, but I love pumpkins and Fall Leaves!  I adore Fall Leaves.When my husband went to rake them up, I almost cried. So, he took the leaf blower and blew them into piles and sections so that the whole yard wasn't covered. I suppose this weekend he will remove them completely. :-((
The creek is surrounded by leaves.
I bought a lot of candy for trick-or-treaters. This was our first holiday in the new house, and I anticipated a wonderful Fall festival type of time where I would meet my new neighbors, etc...I bought more candy than I could really afford this week, and I divided it into little pumpkin treat bags with silver ties.

I had looked so forward to this time, but no trick or treaters ever showed up!Then the doorbell rang and my daughter brought my Granddog over in his costume.

My Granddog Fenway was dressed as a Ninja Turtle


He moves so fast, it is hard to get a photo! He is just a blurr! 
Then, we got two other trick-or-treaters. The little boy and girl from up the street braved the rain to come trick-or-treat us. I was thrilled! The little boy introduced themselves to me. They were the sweetest little cowgirl and Spiderman I have ever seen. Whast well-mannered kids!

I snapped this photo of the Fall beauty coming into my neighborhood today.
By the way, some of you might be interested to know that my mom won the Halloween Costume Contest at the Nursing Home. She was thrilled absolutely to death. 

I bought a few things and made her the "Tooth Fairy."The only thing is that I forgot to take a photo!

Here is how the conversation went:

Mom:  "I had the best afternoon in my life today!"Me: "Did they like your costume?"Mom: Well, they must have because they VOTED ME #1"

It was a fun day; I am just glad I finally had a few trick-or-treaters.


Wednesday, October 29, 2014

The Teresangela Schiano Memorial Scholarship Fund to honor Bristol's 'Tiny Dancer'


I was truly honored to be part of this effort to honor the daughter of a dear friend. 



Teresangela Schiano as Clara in "The Nutcracker" with Bristol Ballet (Photo Courtesy of Schiano Family)
Former Bristol resident Teresangela Schiano spent most of her years in Bristol dancing with Bristol Ballet. She won the hearts of many who had seen her dance so exquisitely in “The Nutcracker” through the years. After her untimely passing on March 8, 2014, a standing-room-only crowd gathered to remember her life. Seeking to honor her memory for years to come, family and friends decided to establish the Teresangela Schiano Memorial Scholarship Fund at the Bristol Ballet Company. Read More and view a slideshow of Teresangela's ballet career HERE> 







Tuesday, October 28, 2014

'Duck Dynasty' Jep Robertson hospitalized for seizure

Allie  Ghatour Digital Art

Jep Robertson is the youngest of "Duck Dynasty" Robertson brothers, but he had a
seizure episode that almost took his life on Oct. 19. He was hunting at the time it occurred. You can read more about it here on my Duck Dynasty Examiner Column. 

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Well, maybe we won't watch that show anymore for awhile...




That is what my husband said when we got in after 1 a.m. last night. We had been watching marathons of Alaska State Troopers and Northwoods Law the past few days. After being pulled over by police twice in one week, we have about decided maybe the whole thing isn't so entertaining after all.

We did NOT shoot the MOOSE!

That's what I started to scream at the officer with his head stuck in the window last night.

But, first things first, I will briefly tell you about police encounter #1 this week. We were just leaving church on Wednesday night. We were headed home, not driving too fast because we are having a noise issue with the motor, and it is unpleasant. Husband has replaced motor mounts, etc...  Anyway, we soon saw lights flashing behind us, and my husband pulled over.

The officer was a bit gruff as he told us we have a low-beam headlight out. (As though we planned it in some fashion.) He then asked for my husband's license, and he asked if the address is correct.  "Well, no," my honest hubby said. He had changed it online, but he had never printed out the corrected form to carry because at the time we were out of printer ink!

The officer was gone to run the info, and I was furious that this simple thing is probably going to cost us a lot of money. I would like to tell you I was very sweet to my husband about his oversight about the license...................................................................

Shortly, the officer returned and said  he has another call coming in and was going to just let us go with a warning to fix the light. (which we did)

We were very, very thankful and felt as though we got a break. I was talking to Little Cousin when we were pulled over, and she texted me she was anxious to know what happened.  (She was probably getting ready to bake me a cake with a hacksaw in it!)

Monday, Monday

Our son was home around 23 hours when he had to leave. He was in a hurry leaving, and he forgot something very important. He called around 10:30 p.m. while we were watching "Northwoods Law" reruns, stretched out on the couches. I had taken three benadryl that afternoon to get the swelling in my throat to go down. (I do that with allergies some times.)

He wanted us to meet him somewhere, and it was agreed we will meet over near the biggest factory in our region which is near a paper plant where he picks up paper to take out West.

We decided to leave before he called so we could take our time on the 30 minute trip over there to that part of the city. I did NOT want to go. (It makes me nervous to see my son driving that big truck.) I was very drowsy and tired from the Benadryl, too.  But, the husband really wanted me to go.

So, we arrived over in that part of the city around 11:45 p.m.  We are pretty unfamiliar with the area,  and the male in the car decided that the best thing to do was cruise back and forth until we heard from our son. I wanted to just go to the place where he was going and wait there. In his MALE mind, using his MALE logic, it made sense to hubby to not drive way over to that paper factory but to meet him over on this side of the highway. So, we drove up and down the roads, at midnight, near this big factory....very slowly.

Well, the female in the car pronounced this the most stupid thing she had ever seen. After sarcastically inquiring, "What part of this stupid idea makes sense to you," she reclined the seat all the way back and closed her antihistamine-drowsy eyes.

Well, this is familiar!

The glow from the all-too-familiar blue lights was whirling around the interior of the car, I looked up to see my husband sitting there with the most ridiculous look on his face. It was actually quite surreal.  "What have you done?" I asked, knowing for doggone-sure he wasn't speeding!  "I don't know," he said. Well, I knew!  He was probably pulling us over for repeatedly (and stupidly) cruising this major road by a very, very large factory at midnight which probably had surveillance by the gate!

The officer stuck his whole head in the car.  He wanted to know if we are alright! He pulled us over for DUI!!!!  He said we were doing 25 mph in a 50 mph zone and that usually indicated someone was intoxicated.  He then pointed over at me, and he said, " You were all sprawled back flat."  I just said, " I was tired." LOL.  I didn't say I was under the influence of Benadryl.

We proceeded to tell the officer, who was actually very nice and the son of a truck driver, this whole stupid story. It sounded even more stupid when we put it in words. I knew we probably looked either very stupid or very suspicious.

He said he could tell we were not intoxicated. I told him I was a church organist and my husband was a song leader. If we were, we would lose our jobs.

How about that license?

It is important to note that we have had printer ink for quite some time. Just saying.

Yep, of course, the officer asked for Hubby's license. Under my breath, I told him not to say anything about it being the old address. The officer  was gone for the LONGEST time.  Oh, I was livid to think that he still had not printed off that little paper showing the change of address.  I would like so very much to tell you that I was very sweet to my sweet husband.........................................................................

Finally the officer returned, and he never mentioned the address! He kindly sent us on our way. We told him he would see us on the side of the road at some point when our son called.

I cranked the seat back and turned toward the window.

Next thing I knew my husband was screaming, "OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR!  HAND HIM THAT BOX!"  I saw my son outside the window...handed it to him, and it was over.

The next thing we said to each other:

Me:  I am sorry. (Picking up the controller to the bedroom tv.) ,

HIM:  Well, Maybe we won't watch that show anymore for awhile....


I did get a text that said,

"Thank you all so much for doing that for me.  I love you both."

He's a pretty good kid.  Oh, his dad's pretty wonderful, too.... 







Wednesday, October 8, 2014

My Scarecrow Adventures: If I only had a brain!





Little Cousin said, "You really should write comedy. You are really funny." But, as my husband remarked, "People think you make that stuff up! The sad thing is it's true." I am not really writing, as I told Little Cousin, but just recording what happened in my life and in our home. Just the facts, Sir.

Foddershocks, haybales and scarecrows

I have wanted a Fall Display with haybales, mums, scarecrows, etc.. for many years. In our new house, I had looked forward to a beautiful Fall season, but the leaves on our many tall trees seem to be just drying up and falling to the ground. I still wanted to do some Fall things in the yard.

Michaels had these big Scarecrows on bamboo poles on sale over the weekend VERY cheap. They had boys and girls, and I left to quickly run get some on Saturday afternoon. My husband was finishing the trim on the kitchen floor. I had fallen up the steps earlier, and I was a bit sore, but thought I would be O.K. to go to Michaels. (I have never fallen down steps; I fall UP.) It was a LOOOOONG time before I returned home, and, of course, there was a good explanation as to why. (There always is!)

The Girl's dress had to match the Boy's overalls!


Photo:  Barbie Crafts



I carefully picked out the scarecrow couple I wanted and carried them inside to pay. Right here is where I made my mistake. I decided to shop a bit, so I got a buggy. It was a challenge to get these long-polled kids into the buggy, but I did. I needed a wide load sign, though.

I was going back through the store, and I ended up in the yarn. I have started knitting again. Anyway, I ran into one of my favorite high school teachers, and she was talking to this lady. We all stood and talked a few minutes, and she made her exit. I remained there with this other nice lady discussing sock yarn, etc... Then it went to depression and divorce.... She had had a very difficult time.

I am not a psychotherapist nor do I play one on TV

I take a lot of flack from my family for how I quickly develop these relationships with total strangers. They say that I share way too much information. Little Cousin says I get way too involved and try to fix things for everyone.  It is true; I do.

During the approx. 45-minute conversation, people would come up the aisle, and I would have to apologize and tell them I would move my "family." Finally, I got to the front of the store to check out. After I went through the EXIT, I realized I had been in there so long I had forgotten where I had parked, and the lot was full.

Photo:  Krosseel/Morguefile


Wandering Vagabonds

So, if you had pulled in the lot that afternoon,  you would have seen a scruffy-looking woman walking up and down the parking lot with a shopping cart with two huge scarecrows, perched like children hanging out of the buggy. (They were still much more well-behaved than the two real ones I had!)  

I finally found my car and was trying to fit the buggy up to the back door when the lady in the vehicle next to me started to open her passenger door to get out. I said, "Wait just a minute until I can get my "kids" in the car. She grumpily replied with something I couldn't understand. I backed the buggy out from between the cars and she got out. She was elderly, and she was wearing a portable oxygen tank. She looked at me, and then chuckled. Her dog had started barking at the scarecrows through the window.

I backed out, trying to see around the passengers, and my mind was already flipping through files of the single guys I knew who I could introduce to this lady, divorced after 32 years. Suddenly, from somewhere, I could hear Little Cousin telling me that I get way too involved with people's situations. I should just pray for her, not try to solve it all myself. (How does she do that?)


So, I got home. Within a hour or two, all the kids were here. We were outside on the front porch, and I had a cup of coffee. I was sharing with them about why I was so long at the craft store. I began sharing bits and pieces of my conversation with the lady in the yarn department. My son's girlfriend laughingly remarked, "Well, at least she doesn't know where you live."  Everyone laughed. One of my kids, who knows me better, asked me if I told her where I lived.

Well, actually.....

My new friend lives in our neighborhood!  

There was a group eye-rolling from the people on the porch.

Crocs or just clumsy?

To change the subject, I was going to go in and get a sale paper with boots to show my daughter and son's girlfriend. As I was coming back up the steps with the paper and the coffee, I fell. I fell up the steps....for the second time in a few hours.

Coffee went all over the marble floor on the foyer, and the stone edge went up in my rib cage. I was sure this time I had broken something.

My daughter, the nurse, was screaming at me about the crocs before she ever got the door open to help me.  She has repeatedly told me that they get more emergency room cases from Croc accidents than anything, it seems.

Fortunately, I was ok, but quite a bit more sore and getting sorer.  Sunday, I was an aching mess.



Those Sneaky Straw Children

Monday morning brought some bad storms to our area. We watched my little adopted children bending in the wind, and we worried they would not survive. They were still standing after the storm, and I was so proud of them.

That is, until my son's girlfriend and I were leaving to see my mom. Lo, and behold, those two little rascals had decided to just shun the neighbors across the street. These neighbors are the ones who have not been friendly and don't seem to be celebrating the fact we moved in.  (Just guessing about the ones across the street, but the neighbors on the sides have been very, very nice.) Now, it appears I have purposely shunned them with my scarecrows!

My Scarecrows must be Amish. They are shunning my neighbors!




My daughter's neighbors brought her pie. I don't think I am going to get a pie.







Image Credit: Unless otherwise noted, Morguefile

Friday, September 26, 2014

'Holey Walls, Batman!': DIY Misadventures

My neighbors have a goose habitat in the front yard. Look how big the babies have gotten!

I purposed today to spend an active day working around the house, getting some much-needed decorating and straightening done. My blood sugar is stubbornly refusing to come down, and I was waiting for a call from the doctor about what to do regarding meds.

I have decided to be "more active" and get off social media so much. I am spending limited time at the desk working on my actual work. I started the day with a jaunt to get the newspaper at the mailbox. I stopped to snap some photos of the neighbors' goose family on the way.  They have a goose habitat with a big lake, etc..  These geese were little babies marching up and down the street just a short while ago!

Oh, by the way, I am trying out that Okra in a glass thing that has spread across Facebook as a "cure" for diabetes. You soak okra all night in a glass and drink the liquid in the morning.  We will see!



I also put a lot of okra in the freezer today. Our dear friends share their vine okra with us, and we eat a lot of it.



DIY DISASTERS

Well, my husband banned me from painting by myself many years ago. Before you judge him, I must say it was well-deserved and a GOOD THING! He came home to a Hot Pink Enamel Bathroom. It was all the paint I could find downstairs. We had been making and selling Barbie Doll furniture.  Oh, my, it was a mess!

I think that he will hide my hammer next. I actually think that he had hid the hammers in our early married years. He used to say that I used "railroad spikes" to hang things. My daddy gave me my own hammer around 20+ years ago with his pet name for me, "Puggy," written on it. I still have it, and it means the world to me. However, after today, I suppose I should hide it myself so he won't find it.

Well, what did I do? I was trying to hang a bathroom medicine cabinet that we have had for a long time. It is a nice, pretty cabinet, but the pressing need to hang it was not cosmetic. I needed to get lots of "junk" off the sink counter. I just could not wait till my husband got off work.


I borrowed my son's studfinder, which was quite a learning curve to start with. (If someone is on the other side of the country and has no idea you are using it, is that still "borrowing?")

I think I do better with the knocking method my dad taught me. I had a pencil to mark the studs, but I laid it down somewhere. My hands were full, so I grabbed a black eyeliner off the sink and used it. Of course, the big clumps of raven black eye pencil didn't help me any! I think I failed to do the thing where you go from the other side to determine where the stud starts and ends.

Remember Laurel and Hardy and the piano?

This cabinet was very heavy, and it was also quite wide. It was very awkward to handle to try to hang it. There were two holes in the back to slide onto the nails.  Here I was trying to get this big mirrored cabinet onto these two little nails while climbing around the toilet. ( I hate saying that word online.) After attempting several times, removing and re-nailing the nails, I had created  a long snake-like set of holes down the wall!  The cabinet's holes were exactly 16 1/4 inches apart, but I could never get it to fit the nails, I realized I was getting nowhere! And, I had some really pretty black swinging scuff marks on the wall where I almost fell with the weight of the huge cabinet.

So, I took boxes of photos out of the hall closet and stacked them up on the sink to hold the cabinet. I moved the cabinet off center from the toilet  placing boxes to get it to the right height. Then, I just opened the doors up and nailed the silly thing to the stud in several places. I just did away with the official "hanging holes."

It looked right good, but the issue was all the ephemera that surrounded the pretty cabinet!

There were pencil marks and big black clumps of eyeliner pencil. There were big curving black scuff marks on the wall. They looked like big arrows pointing to the area, and all that was lacking was a sign that said, "BIG DIY DISASTER HERE!"

One of the nails that actually did hit a stud had to be removed when I decided to move the cabinet over the sink area. It didn't want to come out, and it pulled a big  hunk of plaster with it!  So, I decided the best thing to do was to just hammer the big, huge nail in flush to the wall.  There were all these little lines of nail holes where I had made attempt after attempt to find the stud, too.  Those were interesting!

Man Psychology:  I could teach a class!

I could just imagine the criticism I would get when he got home. So, I decided to use a little creative conversation. I told him it was "Less Than Perfect."  This is the way he talks about the mistakes in the wood floor in the kitchen. He always says, "Even though it is less than perfect, it really looks good, doesn't it?" 

Well, it really does! And, I am thankful for all the hard work he put into the floor. He still lacks a little trim, though, and there are a few gaps that look bad. (I was hoping he would think of those!

Little Cousin was right!

My little cousin refers to my husband as "The Saint." This is not because he is particularly pious or anything, but because he has lived with me for 33 years and not committed any act of violence against me.  LOL.  She is right.

After supper, he went down in the garage to get some stuff, and then he came up and disappeared into the master bathroom. When he called me back there to see, I was stunned. Not only had he hid my "small errors," but he had painted the wall a fresh, crisp white.  He did take time to remind me that that "one nail" would take some more attention to fully cover it up.

I guess that was for all the "reminders" I have given him that the kitchen floor is still not technically finished. Yep, he's a saint.

P.S.


After supper, I decided to hang these two beautiful little pictures that I got at a garage sale. I was going to hang them in the foyer, replacing the coat of arms plaques, moving them behind the den bar.


So, I went to take down the coat of arms and remove the huge nails. THEY WERE STUCK IN THE STUD!  Of course, when I didn't need a stud for the small coat of arms plaques, I had hit a stud.


Trying to remove the huge nail, I damaged the wallpaper right there in the foyer!  There were big impressions from the part of the hammer where you pull a nail! 
So, what did I do?  I just got more nails and hammered them in above the damaged area.  Presto! No worries!